Epitome of Silence:
Renata
Olivier
Elyon
Felix
Let's get started. Boy or girl?
Renata: .... girl >> obviously, you dumbass..
Olivier: a guy.
Elyon: A man. Wanna make sure?
Felix: I'm a boy, i swear!
Renata: pff!
Olivier: If you say so... *shrugs*
I see. What are your names?
Renata: Renata Astr... you, dumbass >>
Olivier: Olivier Astr, same last name as my beloved sister, of course
Gwynaeth: *cough cough*sistercomplex*coughcough*
Olivier: SHUT UP! Why the hell are you even here?!
Gwynaeth: To torture you, of course
Elyon: My name is Elyon. That's all you need to know... for now *wink*
Felix: Felix Nycroy.
How old are you?
Renata: 19.. dumbass.
Olivier: Someone's pmsing this week...
Renata: *stabs*
Olivier: *twitches* 24.... ;_;
Elyon: In faerie years.. 24. In human years, I've stopped counting.
Felix: 22
Renata & Olivier: You old foogey!!
Felix: *cries*
What do you think your life expectancy is?
Renata: Til the day that I die.... dumbass.
Olivier: Who knows.. who cares!
Elyon: I will live forever.
Felix: ummm....
Renata: five seconds.
What's your height?
Renata: 5'9.
Olivier: Twice the height of that shrimp.
Gwynaeth: I'M GONNA KILL YOU! *shoots Olivier 16 times and kicks him in the head*
Olivier: *dodges* Ahahahaha!
Elyon: They're all idiots... *shakes his head* and 6'2.
Felix:............*whispers* 5'5.
What is your job?
Renata: I don't really have a job anymore. I guess it's working to help Tanel with his mission. *shrugs* My past jobs don't matter and if you ask, I'll kill you.... dumbass.
Olivier: My life's purpose is to protect my beloved sister!! And to annoy the hell out of that bean sprout.
Gwynaeth: DEATH DEATH! *jumps on his head and tries to scalp him with her bare hands*
Olivier: *stands there, bored* Yeah, thanks for the free head scratch, shrimp.
Gwynaeth: GRRRR! *bites*
Olivier: *stands there with a chibi gnawing on his scalp* You know... that's kind of gross... peewee.
Gwynaeth: GRAH! *stabs a pair of scissors into his scalp*
Olivier: *grabs them and swings her off of his back, dangling her in the air* heh.
Elyon: Idiots, I tell you. I go wherever the wind takes me. Well, that and helping that waif protect his lover boy.
Felix: I'm kind of with the church... I think.
What is your favorite color?
Renata: Red.... bitch.
Olivier: Probably green...or white
Elyon: Hmmm.... that's a toughy... *glances at the person* What's YOUR favorite color?
Felix: I'd... umm.. rather not say...
Olivier: It's pink, isn't it?
Felix: *blush* N-No!!!!
Everyone: .....
What's your favorite food?
Renata: I'm a professionally trained chef... I don't HAVE a favorite food, dumbass.
Olivier: I like anythin that my beloved sister makes~!
Renata: >,> *rolls eyes* dumbass.
Elyon: I don't have a favorite food. Food is food. But maybe we have similar tastes. What's YOUR favorite food?
Felix: Marshmallows..
Renata: Ewwww.... gross.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Renata:Strawberry Bannana.
Olivier: Chocolate.
Elyon:Hmm, I don't know...
Felix: Ummmm, cotton candy...
Renata: Are you SURE you're a boy?
Olivier: I don't think he is...
Elyon: He's an idiot.
Have you killed anyone?
Renata: Yes. Leave me alone, dumbass.
Olivier: I haven't yet, but if anyone touches my beloved sister, believe me... there will be bloddshed!
Elyon: Yes. I do everyday. After all, I'm a sexy lady-killer. *winks*
Felix:W-what?! No!! Blood makes me.... a bit... squeamish..... *blushes*
Do you hate anyone?
Renata: Yes. You. Dumbass. Nah, actually, there are very few people that I hate, but I'd rather not mention names.
Olivier: Anyone who tries to bring harm to my beloved sister!
Elyon: You.
Felix: No.....
Have any secrets?
Renata: Of course I do, dumbass! Anyone who doesn't is a freak.
Olivier: Yes.
Elyon: Of course. A secret is what makes me sexy.
Felix: O-Of course I do!!
Renata: No you don't... You can't keep a secret to save your life.
Do you love anyone?
Renata: //// Um... I.. I DON'T KNOW! LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU DUMBASS!
Olivier: My beloved sister of course! But I know someone who looooves meeeeeeeee.... heh.
*gunshot fires from a distance, nearly hitting Olivier*
Gwynaeth: *from 5 blocks away* Damn...I missed...
Olivier: I never said it was you, but if you insist on confessing your love for me in such an unconventional way, I won't judge you, shorty.
Gwyneath: *sets off bombs that are right below Olivier* deathtoolvier,deathtoolivierdeathtoolivier...
Olivier: Awww, I didn't know you cared so much about what other people thought of you~! Don't worry, I still won't judge you, puny.
Elyon: Of course, I love all my ladies out there~! *winks and blows kisses at the camera*
Felix: W-well.... I....
Renata: Oh, just shut up... *rolls eyes*
What do you do to relax?
Renata: Cook.
Olivier: Make fun of the twirp.
Elyon: I'm always relaxed.
Felix: I...
Renata: get a manicure.
Felix: *blush* NO!!
Now what are you going to do?
Renata: Do the rest of what I was doing before you interrupted me, dumbass.
Olivier: Torture the short bean sprout shimp woman who is madly in love with me! Ah ha ha!
Elyon: Probably travel some more with that waif.
Felix: I-I don't know...








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